这56个代码注释让我笑喷了

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/*
 * Dear Maintainer
 *
 * Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
 * and you have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
 * please increment the following counter as a warning
 * to the next guy.
 *
 * total_hours_wasted_here = 73
 */
 
亲爱的维护者

如果尝试对这段程序进行'优化'

并且您已经意识到这是一个多么可怕的错误,

请增加以下计数器的个数用来对后来人进行警告

这里总共浪费的时间= 73 
 

2.


//Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
//throw up;  //ha ha

例外=新的异常("确实有问题。")

放弃; //哈哈

3.

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

当我写下这个的时候,只有上帝和我明白我在做什么 

现在,只有上帝知道

4.

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

有时,我会相信编译器会忽略我所有的注释

5.

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene,
// who will have to support me and our three children and
// the dog once it gets released into the public.

谨以此代码,献给我的妻子达琳,感谢她一直支持着我,以及我的三个孩子和一条狗。

6.

// drunk, fix later

喝多了,改天再修

7.

// Magic. Do not touch.

魔法!不要碰。

8.

// I'm sorry.

抱歉。

9.

return 1; # returns 1

返回 1;# 返回 1

10.


Catch (Exception e) {
  //who cares?
}

捕获(异常e)

谁在乎?

11.

/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
    return false;
}

代码返回 false ,注释则始终返回 true

12.

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

你可能相信你能看懂以下代码,

但是其实绝对不可能,相信我。

一旦你调试了,你绝对会后悔装聪明去尝试优化这段代码。

最好的方式是关闭文件,

去玩点儿你喜欢的东西吧!

13.

try {

} finally { 
    // should never happen
}

绝对不会运行到这里

14.

const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...

好像 10 的值会波动...

15.

// This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
// Move on and call me an idiot later.

这段代码的确很烂,我知道你也知道,

先不要骂我,请先接着往下看

16.

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

如果删了此处注释,程序就炸了

17.

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

我不负责这个代码

他们强迫我写,违背了我的意愿。

18.

/* Please work */

请工作

19.


// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

没有注释,

很难写,

所以它应该很难阅读

20.


options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

疯了吧?这是斯巴达!

21.

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia.
// If not, I don't know who wrote it

如果这个代码能够正常工作,那么是Paul DiLascia写的 

否则,我也不知道是谁写的

22.

// Peter wrote this, nobody knows what it does, don't change it!

这是彼得写的,没人知道它是做什么的,别改动!

23.


/** Logger */
private Logger logger = Logger.getLogger();

不管怎么费尽心力,人会受伤的时候就会受伤。by 村上春树

24.

// I have to find a better job

我必须找到更好的工作

25.

// Real programmers don’t comment their code. 
// If it was hard to write, 
// it should be hard to understand.

真正的程序员不注释他们的代码。

如果很难写

应该是难以理解

26.

// This is black magic
// from
// *Some stackoverlow link
// Don’t play with magic, it can BITE.

这是来自stackoverlow的黑魔法

别玩魔法,它会咬人的

27.

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me

对于我即将犯下的罪行,希望詹姆斯·高斯林(James Gosling)能原谅我

27.

// Comment this later

稍后对此注释

29.

// Remove this if you wanna be fired

如果你想被炒鱿鱼,就删除它

30.


try{
    
}catch(Exception ex){
    // Houston, we have a problem
}

Houston,我们有一个问题

31.

// I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar 
result = number / 0.00000000000001.

我不能除以0,所以我要除以一个非常相似的数

32.

int getRandomNumber()
{
    Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
    // guaranteed to be random.
}

通过公平掷骰子选择

保证是随机的

33.

#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.

弄清楚这里做什么并相应地添加注释

34.

// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...

如果这段代码停止工作时还在使用,

杀了我吧,哦~你不能这么做

我死了......

35.

// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.

如果你看到了这里,这意味着你已经被任命为我之前的项目的负责人。

对不起,真抱歉。祝你好运。

36.

// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does, 
// but if you remove it the program breaks.

我是在喝醉的时候写的,所以不知道它是干什么用的

但如果你删除它,程序就会中断

37.

// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a 
// trip across my keyboard...

这段代码以前是有效的,但是我的猫决定在我的键盘上跑一趟

38.

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

在很远很远的银河系外 (这段代码能运行,绝对是个奇迹)

39.

long john; // silver

金银岛.

40.

#define TRUE FALSE // Happy debugging suckers

快乐的去调试你的代码吧,哈哈

41.

// Dear future me. Please forgive me.
// I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

未来亲爱的我,请原谅我 

我说不出来我有多抱歉

42.

// private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;

用于存储年龄的私有实例变量

43.

// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

虽然我不知道为什么这样管用,但它却是修复了问题

44.

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

最后即是开始,圣经引用

45.

try {

} catch (SQLException ex) {
    // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
} catch(Exception ex){
    //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

不用多说,基本上你完蛋了

46.

// John! If you'll svn remove this once more,
// I'll shut you, for God's sake!
// That piece of code is not "something strange"!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.

如果你再删除一次

看在上帝的份上,我要关闭你

这段代码不是什么“奇怪的东西”

那就是身份验证

47.

long time; /* know C */

过来很久时间才知道

48.


// Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point

入此门者了断希望

49.

/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */

啊啊啊!你永远都不会明白为什么这个方法有效

50.

try{
    
}catch (Ex as Exception) {
// oh crap, we should do something.
}

糟糕,我们应该做点什么

51.

// TODO make this work

用TODO做这件事

52.

// If you're reading this, then my program is probably a success

如果你现在在认真详细的阅读这段代码,那么写的这段代码应该是没有问题的

53.

// set break point here - you'll never reach it

在这里设置断点-你永远作不到十全十美

54.

/*
**    The author disclaims copyright to this source code.
**    In place of a legal notice, here is a blessing:
**
**    May you do good and not evil.
**    May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others.
**    May you share freely, never taking more than you give.
*/

作者放弃此源代码的版权

这是一份祝福,而不是法律通知

愿你行善不作恶。

愿你宽恕自己,宽恕他人

愿你自由分享,永远不要超过付出

55.

// I'm not sure what I did

我不确定我做了什么

56.

// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

这是垃圾代码,但现在是凌晨3点,我需要让他能够正常运行
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